First, I put the book in my front-right pants pocket. Then I took it out, transferring it to my right shirt pocket. I then removed it and put it in my left-front pants pocket. I let it sit there for a minute while I measured the waves and then I took it out and again put it into my right-front pants pocket. Then I immediately pulled it out, putting it this time into my left shirt pocket. I waited ten heartbeats and moved the book to my right shirt pocket. Then, in quick succession, I put it in my right-front pants pocket, my left-front pants pocket, my left-rear pants pocket, my right-rear pants pocket and finally, back into my right-front pants pocket. Then I pulled it out again, I sat down and read it, from page first to page last.
Then I stood up and threw the book into the sea.